Too much ayahuasca made me think it. I've got to stop experimenting...

On going to Mars: "Come on you guys let's have a space race with China and win cuz we are the most amazing people on earth. And when we get there we can look around for the roadsters we sent and build a place like Alaska right there on Mars. And while we're at it we can put life there the way God wants us to do everywhere in this great universe. So let's get goin NASA.  Woooo!"

On using the military: "Like everybody I don't like to use war with its battles and strategies an' stuff but I also know its always gonna be glory, people. Other folks on this great globe of ours can always leave messages with me and if they have a problem I will get back to em real quick. But if I see them rear their ugly head they will regret that because we are the greatest nation on earth. I want everyone to have good values and stuff and really guys and gals that is my doctrine of success, tolerance and good will for all of us."

On big government: I am always stayin out of your way. You better believe that. Interventioning is not my style. I know what keeps this country great. Yeah I do.

On ceding Canada: Many of you guys in Canada where I have always been fond of asked me if you could be part of this great country. Sure! I think it would be fun."

On the Democratic Party: Most americans know that we have always had the best party and sometimes they forget that cuz the Democrats are upset about stuff. But that's what makes us a democracy, ya know."

If you haven't seen this film, Zeitgeist:addendum,  or the first, Zeitgeist,  you might want to, just considering...the climate and all.  Zeitgeist - The Movie

Pattern Recognition Discreet music rising from a toaster. A large blue rubber band on a cold deck, unemployed. The bending of folding chairs in the morning light. The wet glass table drying in a crowd of trees, the Twenty inch fingerprint found in the glass. Breath near my ear and the soft falling Of warm animals on the periphery. A group of candles, relaxing between burnings, Idly chatting, looking toward the mountain. The purr of the furnace, answering Fall's phone call. Twin bamboo doing their little green yoga Just beyond my shutter speed. Winesaps curled in a clear bag, Dreaming of becoming me. Salt and pepper, always ready... Buttering all this discreetness With the knife of my ear.